War

What the fuck is it we want with peace? It's great at large number of peoples looses their lifes and screams for help. It's just not only because of peoples looses their lifes, but Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and the rest of the powerful peoples also want to have some fun sometimes. That's understandable.

I wish I was Hitler. It's not so many who can test gas chambers. Just the part of gasing jewish sounds fun. It's almost like saying, "Throw in a jude in the fireplace" when you really throw in a log of wood. It's a pity that I can't feel the same power.

When it comes to the tough guy Saddam, then I really need to say it's tough to have copies of himself. And as cool as he is, he sends civilian instead of the soldiers.

If it had been peace on the earth, then everybody would be friends with each other, and that sucks. What isn't better than a good fight?

Osama bin Laden, yes, he got really cool beard. I want that kind of beard. bin Laden is a kind man that only sends normal plains to crash into a building. Most of the peoples would keep themself to a fighter plane, but bin Laden is a smart terrorist that belives Allah. And that's why he stayed home where he was, just to enjoy what were happening. Just for fun bin Laden wear a AK-47 weapon, yes, the arab rifle.

If I, personally, should start a war, I would started it on Monday and finished it at Thursday, so the weekend wouldn't be ruined.

One thing I wonder is how many sheeps and cows with mad cow disease that dies in a war compared with avarage of peoples. Maybe a sheep or a cow with mad cow disease is good to survive a war? If it is like that, I would continue being a human that can bomb and kill, rub my hands and laugh.

"I love war"!

School test in "norwegian", score: 3 out of 6
This text is translated from existing text, and the score is for the norwegian part.
Comment from the teacher: Here is the causerie impression completely clear, Ole-Henrik, but make sure you get the ironi clear too.