Gnirrgurr

Think if everyone had been as that. Then it wouldn't happen anything in the world, absolutely not at all. The only thing it can do is to shit, and that it is really good at too. It's shitting continuosly. But how can it shit, when Gnirrgurr is the worlds laziest sloth that doesn't exists because it's too lazy? That's a question that even Gnirrgurr can't answer, because it's too lazy. Besides it's difficult to ask someone that doesn't exists about something.

Many calls Gnirrgurr for Gnirrgnurr, and that's wrong. Gnirrgurr don't want to be called Gnirrgnurr. Somebody thinks Gnirrgurr is a lion or a cow, but that doesn't look like a pig either. Gnirrgurr use sunglasses, it have beard, and have square face with rounded corners. The stomach is almost as the face, but in another angle. Gnirrgurr has a tale, the tale lift itself everytime it's going to shit. Since Gnirrgurr can be described, there is somebody ask themself, "How could someone who not exists be described?" The answer is easy, Gnirrgurr is too lazy to have a looking. And that's why Gnirrgurr is too lazy to be described.

Gnirrgurr has for now, not existed, in ¾ years. Before that time, Gnirrgurr was too lazy to have a name. I think I'm going to be like Gnirrgurr right now, so now I'm too lazy to continue.

School test in "norwegian", score: 3 out of 6
This text is translated from existing text, and the score is for the norwegian part.
Comment from the teacher: This is an original text, Ole-Henrik! You're standing freely to choose genrea in this excercise, but you must get the point of that you are writing about, is an idol.